February 2012
10 posts
Tumblr vs. Facebook:
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
this.
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our...
STOP SHAMING OTHER WOMEN JUST BECAUSE THEY AREN’T LIKE YOU.
GPOY
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
I think 50% of people who are against e-readers...
January 2012
34 posts
Tattoo aftercare products make me laugh. They're...
OMG AQUAPHORE IS LIKE JESUS IN A SKIN CARE PRODUCT.
whorephanage:
tumblr is probably the only place where people have to come out as straight
true story.
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
unicorns-duh:
coolletmebiteyou:
Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.
IT’S OKAY
TO BE GAY
I WON’T MIND
IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND
IT’S OKAY
TO BE GAY
I’D STILL LOVE YOU
AND OTHERS WILL TOO
people are fine by me.
everyone should reblog this
I really love the amount of rainbows in this post.
all these gifs are just o;shego;aeg
REBLOG WITH A GIF OF YOUR CURRENT MOOD
dangerhamster:
jennys-dead-again:
dear-jamila:
ardemobile:
championofpitfalls:
fanaticality:
the-black-canary:
tigerbun:
ladylarissa:
thesilverfeatheredraven:
rhiannon42:
magesmagesmages:
deliciouspineapple:
rynnay:
dragonofthepen:
reynebowbridge:
Reblogging for Mal and Fizgig.
zombieslutfromhell:
remember the time I tried to go to bed
ha ha ah
me too
MY LIFE.
“If you’re going to be passionate about something, be passionate about learning....”
– Daniel Golston (via roseandthorne)
If famous writers had written Twilight... →
champagnesafari:
Dorothy Parker Bella writes a brilliant takedown of the latest school play, dates a string of men, and repeatedly attempts suicide.
Best. One.
THIS IS AMAZING.
everets:
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “farts” right at the beginning
You can rearrange the alphabet. It’s called spelling. You rearrange the letters of the alphabet and these magical things called “words” appear. Have fun.
December 2011
9 posts
“My soul is from elsewhere, I’m sure of that, and I intend to end up there.”
– specifically, the Aran Islands.
“What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate...”
– Gloria Steinem (via loveyourchaos)
This. This is, like it or not, totally true. Hilarious, stunning, and mindblowingly true.
Maybe one day there will be gender equality. But not yet.
(via ckburch)
Huh.
And yes.
(via picturesinhismind)
